I haven’t been in a monogamous relationship since 9/11. I never think about monogamy. Or people being monogamous. Ok sometimes I think about it, usually when someone I’ve had sex with tells me we can’t anymore because of monotony. It used to be that everyone in my life was a slut, nobody was monogs. Now the sluts are different, there are so many rules. By rules I mean people frequently turn out to be monogamous and then things are kind of awkward.
I’m sorry if I slept with your girlfriend, or boyfriend, or tried to, I didn’t mean to ever inflict harm on anyone else. I don’t understand the idea that you would ever not sleep with someone you want to just because someone else might feel insecure because of it. I mean I know its common, but it just makes no sense to me. Every time someone tells me “I can’t, I want to but…boyfriend/girlfriend” I just look at them with a blank look on my face. Thoughts run through my head Like (why wouldn’t your girlfriend want you to have nice orgasms? If your boyfriend is the only person you are permitted to get off with, where the fuck is he? Is your date afraid that it will feel better than the sex you are currently having? Why can’t all three of us have sex and not be weird?) I never really say these things because I have been poly for long enough that I know some monogamous people are defensive about their weird hangups, and after all I’m horny and don’t want to fight or make anyone feel bad. But still, in my mind, I’m always like, so fucking baffled.
So I guess its like an apology in advance also, and in case you were wondering, yes I’m available. Always. Because no matter who I’m with, I’m always open to new friends and lovers. Or old ones for that matter.
I guess I just came out on the internet about being poly didn’t I?
Playing with Proxy Paige at the end of a very long day. I felt like I was a horny fish in a fishbowl.—